My sunny disposition will quickly win you over! You see, I am happy to be a citizen of this world, and more than anything want a family to call my own. My past is a bit rough. If being homeless in the trailer park were not enough, I contracted distemper. You will be aware of a small twitch in my face at first, but then you won't even notice it. That is a side effect, and has become much less severe in the past several years.
I'm a survivor, for sure, and now it is my turn to get pampered by you doting humans.
Call me.